LOS ANGELES, CA - Participants in a recent poll conducted by The Daily Redundacny chose former Charlie's Angel Cheryl Ladd as the hottest
70's babe. (Full poll results here). Voters were asked to choose based on photos from the 70's and recent photos of each contestant. Ms. Ladd won in a landslide with a 93% approval rating...
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WASHINGTON, DC - A conservation bill currently in the House of Representatives will reportedly contain provisions to protect sensitive cornfield ecosystems from farmers. The amendment was inspired by a recent University of California
at Santa Barbara study of the unique wildlife supported by the fields, and the devastating effects on them due to harvesting...
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NEWARK, NJ - The animal rights group People for Equality To Animals has called upon the Indian government to stem the growing alcoholism problem among asian elephants. The group says the recent incident where
six elephants were electrocuted during a drunken brawl underscores the mounting epidemic. PETA claims the government's repressive elephant policies are to blame...
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CEDAR FALLS, IA - Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards today expressed his affinity toward the lesbian lifestyle during an Iowa campaign stop. Edwards made the disclosure while speaking before 20 to 25 members of the Northeast Iowa chapter
of the National Lesbian Rights Coalition. The candidate, who has maintained that he is more in touch with women's issues than any other presidential hopeful, revealed a new side of himself for the first time in public...
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RICHMOND, VA - Autopsy records of one on the pit bulls killed in the Michael Vick dog fighting case indicate the animal may have fought back against its handlers. The image of what appears to be the top two joints of a human finger was found on a x-ray of
'Jane', a female pit bull killed at the 'Bad Newz Kennels'. The Daily Redundancy obtained the records from a reputable source in the Justice Department who asked not to be identified....
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OSLO, NORWAY - The Norwegian Environmental Ministry has proposed to initiate 'methane credits' to offset emissions from moose, the official national animal. A recent study revealed that a grown moose will emit 2100 kilos of carbon dioxide and 100 kilos of
methane annually. Given that methane has 20 times the greenhouse effect as carbon dioxide, both gasses have an equally harmful effect on the environment...
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CAMBRIDGE, MA - A new education study has revealed the sobering fact that nearly half of all junior and senior high school students scored below average on standardized tests. "We're very disappointed", says Caroline Sisselman, Assistant School
Superintendent. "We thought we had made more progress since the last study." That previous study also reported that nearly half of the scores were below average, but after a two year internal audit of the raw data, that assessment was lowered to exactly half...
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BOSTON, MA - Researchers probing the mysteries of flatus gasses have discovered a microbe that can be genetically altered to effectively negate the unpleasant odor of flatulence. The organism - that resides naturally in the digestive tract - can reportedly be modified according to an individual's
DNA to avoid producing certain objectionable compounds. The researchers speculate that it may one day even be possible to...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - A report released today by the National African-American Coalition of People documents increasing oppression by Hispanics, according to the coalition. The report is based on a recent study by the University of California at
Santa Clara that analyzed the relationship between crime and poverty. The NAACP's report claims that the study highlights alarming disparities along racial lines...
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