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BRONX, NY - An investigation into clandestine attempts by the Boston Red Sox to jinx the New York Yankees' new stadium continued to widen today. Evidence has been uncovered that a well-organized plan was in place that included current
and former players, and prominent items of memorabilia. It has become apparent that 
ORLANDO, FL - Tiger Woods limped his way to another tour victory on Sunday, needing a 25 foot putt to birdie the final hole and beat 45 year old journeyman Bart Bryant. The win capped off a disappointing weekend that began with Woods having to post a 66 on Saturday
just to make the final pairing. The Tournament marks the second time this season that Woods has won by only one shot....
TAMPA, FL - The New York Giants kept their Super Bowl dreams alive by beating the Tampa Bay Bucs 24-14 on Sunday. On an unseasonably warm day, the Giants took a 14-7 lead in the fourth quarter in front of 50,000 pleasant Bucks fans, and never
looked back. The playoff road ahead continues to favor the Giants, as they now will head to Dallas and yet another friendly environment practically 
FOXBORO, MA - The New England Patriots cruised to a 34-13 win over the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday to maintain their perfect season at 13-0. They were matched, however, by an equally impressive 38-17 loss by the Miami Dolphins, who are
on a quest for a perfect season of their own. Some in New England think their division rivals may be trying to steal some of the thunder from the Pat's record-breaking season...
LOS ANGELES,CA - After a thrity-minute over dramatization reminiscent of an American Idol results show, FOX announced that LSU and Ohio Stae will play in the BCS championship game. Everyone was thrilled with the results with the exeption of Virginia Tech, USC,
Oklahoma, Georgia, Hawaii, Kansas, West Virginia, Arizona State, Michigan, wait, Michigan?...
COLLEGE STATION, TX - Texas A&M head football coach Dennis Frachione resigned less than an hour after defeating rival Texas, easily beating out Bill Callahan's firing from Nebraska on Saturday. Although neither move was unexpected,
Callahan was the clear frontrunner to get the earliest boot...
ATLANTA, GA - The Atlanta Falcons moved on step closer to the season quarterback benching record when head coach Bobby Petrino replaced Byron Leftwich with Joey Harrington in the third quarter of the 31-7 loss to the Buccaneers. The
move puts the total benchings to date at 4, putting the record of 5 within easy reach. With the possibility of Chris Redman making a start before the season is over, the record could be shattered...
SAN DIEGO, CA - The San Diego Chargers held off a late rally by the Indianapolis Colts and came away with a 23-21 victory in front of a home crowd of 53,755 on Sunday night. Despite the losing effort, Colts quarterback Peyton Manning
broke yet another of Johnny Unitas' passing records by tossing six flawless interceptions. The final pick came with just 9 seconds left in the game...
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - The New England Patriots continued their season of dominance by beating the Indianapolis Colts 24-20 in the much-anticipated midseason clash of unbeatens. Seemingly eager to remain at the center of controversy, Patriot's
head coach Bill Belichick continued his quest to pad the statistics of his star quarterback in the win. With the game well at hand, Belichick sent in Tom Brady late in the fourth quarter to chip away at Peyton Manning's game ending kneel-down record...
NEW YORK, NY - New York Nicks president Isaiah Thomas held a press conference today to officially condemn the word 'ho', particularly when used by a white person. The term, deemed by many to be derogatory towards women, recently helped end the
career of radio talk show host Don Imus, when he used it describe the NCAA women's championship basketball team. Thomas says the unrestricted use of derogatory terms towards black women must come to and end...
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In recent months several sports publications and websites have sponsored surveys for readers to vote on the NFL's best looking cheerleaders. While the results varied from poll to poll, few published results beyond the top ten,
and none listed girls who received little or no votes. In an effort to raise awareness of girls forgotten by these polls, The Daily Redundancy has combined the results to recognize the NFL's 10 homeliest cheerleaders. 
TRAVERSE CITY, MI - A source close to the Houghton County [MI] Medical Examiner's Office has informed The Daily Redundancy that the recent exhumation of George Gipp may have involved current Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. Gipp, a Notre Dame football legend
who died during his senior year in 1920, was the inspiration for Knute Rockne's famous 'win one for the Gipper' speech later immortalized in film. His body was exhumed for unexplained reasons on October 4, just two days before Notre dame's first victory of the season over UCLA.
CHICAGO, IL - The Chicago Cubs capped their magical worst-to-first season by getting swept by the Arizona Diamondbacks, sending a strong message to the rest of the league about their commitment to a losing tradition. "This was huge." said manager Lou Pinella,
obviously relieved after the game. "After we won the pennant, we all kind of looked at each other as a team and said 'My God, we're in the playoffs. What do we do now?' I think we answered that question in a big way."
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Borrowing on NASCAR's policy of deducting championship points for rule violations and public behavior, baseball will fine slugger Barry Bonds 100 home runs for past policy infractions.
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